• 11:35 @andygates That is so awesome. Retweeting for @tragerstreit tinyurl.com/63hglg #
• 13:26 I think my head is going to explode from too much pattern matching while feeling sick. Also I have a fever. #

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• 13:55 @splinister Sorry to hear that. How long has it been since you last saw her? #
• 14:06 @splinister Yeah, I know. It was why I was so ticked off not to be able to get down to London when @kurreltheraven was in the UK. #
• 14:06 So are you doing the con in 2010 then? #
• 17:57 @warrenellis Are you saying that Bruce Lee is the cinematic equivalent of cowbells? I thought that was Christpher Walken. #
• 20:04 @splinister That sounds nice, actually. #
• 20:04 @splinister Still prefer "Jam jam jam jam jam jam bleurgh!" #

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• 15:12 Is wondering WTF is going on with @andygates. #
• 15:18 I’m going to see if miso soup will stay down. #

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Viked from Calum:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUNUuqlG1a0]

This is the inevitable pastiche of the BNP membership leak, or at least the imagined response of its members. I think Munky will like it.

If that’s not enough poking fun at the racist, xenophobic morons for you, go blah a bit with Nelson.

Now excuse me while I curl up under a blanket with a basin within handy reach.

And have had to come home.

However I still have this to cheer me up:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSBOM32NEoo]

If all you’ve seen of LBP is the shitty TV ad, you need to watch this. I love the way the developer sackpeople have yellow hardhats on. That is so awesome. I would point out, however, that the creative process doesn’t run as smoothly as this would make it appear. Frood‘s forever sticking things together that he doesn’t want to stick together and tweaking things so they don’t just blow up or break or both.

Frood’s sackperson is, by the way, currently dressed as Evil Edna.

• 01:03 Apparently I cannot compete with the Black Cat’s boobies on Web of Shadows. Frood is taking the dark path. #
• 01:03 It was supposed to be MY game. Le sigh. #
• 17:09 Gah! Someone just drove into the back of my car!! #

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• 13:19 @andygates Look up Hugh FW’s recipe for spiced mutton, it would work really well. #
• 13:20 www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2007/sep/29/recipes.features #

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• 11:21 @splinister Octopus FTW! #
• 14:06 There’s a bloody raven outside the flat. Kaarking. #
• 14:07 It’s not helping. #
• 14:17 There shouldn’t be any bloody ravens outside our flat. #
• 14:17 It’ll be a bloody jagleear next. In Edinburgh. #
• 14:59 I need to go to the shop. Don’t want to. I’m tired and it’s raining. #
• 18:08 @mbftwit Makes no difference to me. It’s a photo! #
• 18:49 @wilw Oh man. That would work so well with this story I have about zombies on the moon. #
• 18:49 Missing @splinister and @mbftwit and the mentalist dog, Minnie. Peep! #
• 21:19 Fuck. Web of Shadows isn’t a two player co-op. Miffed. #
• 22:39 I has hiccups. Not happy. #

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• 21:30 @andygates Fuck! No way! #
• 21:31 Just back from visiting @splinister. VERY sad to leave but happy to find BDay pressie from @andygates. LBP & Freakangels FTW! #
• 21:36 ATTENTION WORLD. @mbftwit makes awesome sushi. OM NOM NOM. #
• 11:21 @splinister Octopus FTW! #
• 14:06 There’s a bloody raven outside the flat. Kaarking. #
• 14:07 It’s not helping. #
• 14:17 There shouldn’t be any bloody ravens outside our flat. #
• 14:17 It’ll be a bloody jagleear next. In Edinburgh. #
• 14:59 I need to go to the shop. Don’t want to. I’m tired and it’s raining. #
• 18:08 @mbftwit Makes no difference to me. It’s a photo! #
• 18:49 @wilw Oh man. That would work so well with this story I have about zombies on the moon. #
• 18:49 Missing @splinister and @mbftwit and the mentalist dog, Minnie. Peep! #

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• 12:31 @splinister Congratulations. #
• 12:31 Having a day off. Probably just as well. A bit emotional today. #
• 13:05 @splinister So I can get away with not bringing a frock and shiny shoes? #
• 13:12 @splinister Well there’s no way Frood will go with me to see it. he won’t go to see horror. #
• 13:32 @splinister Haven’t seen the original, which probably gives me a fairer chance to enjoy the remake. #
• 14:31 I was about to go out to the post office for euros and to send a parcel. It just started snowing. #
• 15:26 Euros and freezing wet RB achieved. @kayucian a package is in the post to you as of today. #
• 15:50 Disappointed that @andygates has not posted picture of luminous pee. It’s TEH INTARNETS. The answer is always yes! #
• 17:03 Just snapped an ice cube tray in half. Wasn’t aware I was bending it. #
• 17:45 @splinister I don’t think any form of domestic energy is any more. #
• 18:54 @andygates Loon! #

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