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People in glass houses

May.12, 2006, filed under Miscellany

U GRAMMAR: AWFULLast night I turned on to BBC4 to watch a new programme called Never Mind the Full Stops, a panel game for the grammatical pedants amongst us.

Actually, to be accurate, I ran down and had a quick shower after watching The Pedant’s Revolt so I missed the start.

I came back to discover them embarking on a round about euphemisms and what they called ‘cacophonisms’. I think they meant dysphemisms. Having watched the rest of the round I wouldn’t be at all surprised as they didn’t seem to have a clue.

May I just point out that substituting ‘foul’ for ‘disgusting’ is not using a euphemism: it’s employing a synonym. A euphemism for disgusting would be ‘an acquired taste’.

I think I will have to write to the BBC and complain. This was supposed to be a panel show the likes of which John Humphries would enjoy. It was, euphemistically, lacking in preparation and in need of slightly greater expertise. Dysphemistically it was a demolition derby of incorrect word usage and smug hypocrisy from five people who talked a good game but obviously didn’t really understand the rules.

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