Why didn’t I think of this?
Jul.13, 2006, filed under Miscellany
From Fully Ramblomatic (If Bruce Campbell were a website he’d be this one), poetry based on the combat moves from Prince of Persia, for instance:
‘Harassing Cyclone’
(triangle, square, square, triangle, triangle)His hands are upon me
Teasing
He rapes me with words
How I loathe him
His sickly triumphant smile
As his fingers once again
Reach for my breasts‘You shouldn’t dress like that
if you don’t want it,’
He says with oily hateful words
The others turn a blind eye
Even Captain Magnificent
What was I thinking
When I joined this superhero team
I think you’ll find that was part of the plot from Alan Moore’s Watchmen.
‘Angel Drop’
(square during vertical wallrun)The cake
is vanillaI asked
for chocolateThe tears
They will not
stop
