As promised
Oct.22, 2006, filed under Miscellany
A quick run-down of the shit-hot PVC clothing I bought last week.
Firstly, there’s this. It turned up in a plastic package not much bigger than a couple of standard letter-sized envelopes and when I told my Mum it was a dress there followed a bizarre conversation in which I tried to explain what it’s like.
“It’s black PVC.”
“How short is it?”
“Oh. Shockingly short.”
I was surprised to find that even the 8-10 is a little big around the hips, and the girl in the picture has to have enhanced bosoms. Either by way of surgery or photoshop. She has to. It took Frood‘s help to get it on and we’ll have to play around with the lacing to get it to sit right. Still, with kick-ass boots and an attitude it should be just peachy.
Don’t think I’ll be wearing it to the Rotary Club family night, though…
I’m also awaiting the arrival of this and this. I suspect I won’t be wearing the collar that comes with the first item, somehow.
If I put out a good performance in the triathlon I might just treat myself to a long-coveted black latex catsuit.
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