Someone is avin’ a larf
Nov.30, 2006, filed under Miscellany
Munky just sent me a link to a news story about another baby seal found in an impossible location.
Nick Green, animal collection officer for the RSPCA, said: “Wild seals don’t like being around humans at all, but this one seemed really quite tame, which suggests he could have been a pet.
“We can’t understand how he got there.
“He was found in the middle of a farming community, nowhere near the sea.
“It’s bizarre. The sea and the nearest river are a long way from the spot where he was found.”
What’s going on, folks? Have we got some form of Marvelised mutant whose superpower is the fantastically useless ability to put baby seals in stupid places? Is this some grand practical joke on the part of the Grey Seal Community?
This is getting a little too weird.
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~the quality or state of being singular;
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