Today’s coffee on keyboard moment
Feb.12, 2007, filed under Miscellany
Well, tea, to be honest.
One of my favourite C+ers, the poster currently known as Toshiake — whom I wish to buy a drink or three at the earliest opportunity — posted the following classic piece:
Dear Sir
When so-called asylum seekers get free haircuts for their swans isn’t it time someone did something about cyclists?
Yesterday I saw a completely invisible cyclist riding backwards with no lights or helmet, drunk, on fire, juggling bubonic plague vials as laser death rays shot out of his lights and blinded passers-by. Dozens lay slain. And they don’t pay road tax.
Yours etc
Colin Apron.
Brilliant stuff. Keep up the good work that man.
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~something that is singular as (a) a separate unit, or (b) unusual or distinctive manner or behavior; PECULIARITY;
~the quality or state of being singular;
~a point at which the derivative of a given function of a complex variable does not exist but every neighborhood of which contains points for which the derivative exists;
~a point or region of infinite mass density at which space and time are infinitely distorted by gravitational forces and which is held to be the final state of matter falling into a black hole. Sight
