Mope
Jul.21, 2006, filed under Miscellany
I am depressed.
No, I don’t know why.
Well, I do sort of but there’s nothing I can do about it.
I am in need of retail therapy. Yesterday I ordered the entire back catalogue of the Dandy Warhols.
I can’t think of anything to buy to cheer myself up. Even the mini-sized 4-colour pen I bought in Tescos for 68p this afternoon failed to bring a smile to my face. Now that sort of thing nearly always works. It was stationery, it was a stupid size, it was 4 different colours, it came in a translucent purple wrapper and it was less than an ailing mollusc. The only thing that would have made it better would be if it had been metallic gel ink, and we can’t have everything.
I should have asked Dominic to recommend something small, hairy and equipped with adamantium claws.
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Singularity
~something that is singular as (a) a separate unit, or (b) unusual or distinctive manner or behavior; PECULIARITY;
~the quality or state of being singular;
~a point at which the derivative of a given function of a complex variable does not exist but every neighborhood of which contains points for which the derivative exists;
~a point or region of infinite mass density at which space and time are infinitely distorted by gravitational forces and which is held to be the final state of matter falling into a black hole. Sight
