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No no no no no no NO Madame Vice Chairman!

Jun.12, 2006, filed under Miscellany

Please mummy no!Please don’t try to talk me into doing PBP 2007. I know I was planning on doing it but I have no chance in hell of completing an SR series this year, and that would mean qualifying with no experience of an SR in the first half on next year. And we’re kind of short of qualifying options this side of the border.

I can’t think past completing the Dun Run on fixed this year anyway. I hear the lovely Mrs Pike is going to be doing it on her accidental Pompino. Does this mean we have a Sorority Fixie Chicks peleton this year?

The men don’t stand a chance. We’ll break their hearts. They won’t be able to ride properly for the discomfort they will be experiencing in their shorts. Hot chicks on fixed bikes wearing skimpy lycra while feasting on jelly babies and midnight espresso.

I wonder if I can remember which field it was in which MVC and I had our little diversion last year.

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