I’m a freak magnet
May.30, 2006, filed under Miscellany
If you email me doing the whole “Yo Sis! Teach me the ways of Core, dawg!” thing, and I respond in my usual hostile fashion telling you to fuck off (although currently this will be more polite than I would like because I’m under a brutally unfair restriction that bans me from just telling idiots to go shaft themselves with a power washer), this does not mean that I will forget your name or your email address.
If you carry on this conversation by insisting that you know better than me while at the same time wheedling at me for my godly wisdom and abasing yourself by saying you are just a lowly teenager who doesn’t know what he’s talking about and who loves it when adults tell him he’s wrong, I’m not only going to remember you I’m going to forward all your mails to my closest friends and we are going to have a good laugh at your expense.
If, after all this, you send a subscription request to Atropos expecting me to approve it, despite having demonstrated that even if you are biologically an octogenarian you have the mental maturity of a kid on his first day at kindergarten and despite being yet another one of the scores of people who try to join without following the clear instructions in the FAQ; then I’m going to blog about your stupidity so that the entire world can poke fun.
OK?
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Singularity
~something that is singular as (a) a separate unit, or (b) unusual or distinctive manner or behavior; PECULIARITY;
~the quality or state of being singular;
~a point at which the derivative of a given function of a complex variable does not exist but every neighborhood of which contains points for which the derivative exists;
~a point or region of infinite mass density at which space and time are infinitely distorted by gravitational forces and which is held to be the final state of matter falling into a black hole. Sight
