Um… Joe?
May.29, 2006, filed under Miscellany
Just so, you know, you don’t get a surprise when you get to work tomorrow, and because you don’t check your work addy when you’re at home but you might check LJ; and because it’s Memorial Day in the US so you won’t be at work today you’ll be at the beach or having a barbie or something; and because if I don’t do this you might just hit speakerphone and then your fellow IT monkeys might wonder what freakish thing is happening in your life:
You have voicemail. Slightly sozzled, squeaky Fife Scots voicemail. And the automatic message on your phone sounds just like the ones we have at work so I imagine it’s one of these swanky Cisco Systems ones. With a speakerphone.
You probably don’t want to use the speakerphone. I believe, in my slightly inebriated state, I lapsed into what the BBFC describes, bizarrely, as ‘language’.
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Singularity
~something that is singular as (a) a separate unit, or (b) unusual or distinctive manner or behavior; PECULIARITY;
~the quality or state of being singular;
~a point at which the derivative of a given function of a complex variable does not exist but every neighborhood of which contains points for which the derivative exists;
~a point or region of infinite mass density at which space and time are infinitely distorted by gravitational forces and which is held to be the final state of matter falling into a black hole. Sight
