• 10:31 The suns out. Hooray. But I have conjunctivitis again. Not so hooray. #
• 10:31 And if I could edit tweets I’d go back and insert the missing apostrophe. I can hardly see at the moment, that’s my excuse. #

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• 13:20 The wind is, frankly, effing scary today. It would probably be called a Hurricane anywhere else. #
• 13:40 @andygates You can have some if you like. We’re not greedy. #
• 14:08 @andygates Be sure to enjoy… #
• 14:21 @kurreltheraven Not convinced by the idea of plush feathers! #
• 14:28 @splinister Quite right too. Everyone should have a day off every now and again. #
• 17:12 Had to go out to do the shopping. Bleurgh, it am be norrid out there. #
• 17:12 Things I can do you can’t: paint my nails to match my eye colour. Black. #
• 19:20 There must be something wrong with me. I’m looking forward to dismembering chickens tomorrow. #

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I think we can say for sure that someone didn’t do her research properly.

I had the idea to start this company a few years ago when a very close friend of mine had her first child, Merkin. Since I was already a pagan and always wanting to be around others like myself I wanted my very own store. But with the birth of that child I now had a name and a beautiful face to go with my idea.

Public service announcement: if you are going to name your child something just because you like the sound of the word, it’s probably a good idea to use the resource commonly known as a dictionary to find out what the word means. Otherwise you may just wind up saddling your daughter with the unfortunate moniker “Pubic Wig”.

Additionally, if you’re going to name your online pagan tat shop after your friend’s child, and the child’s name is unusual, it might be a good idea to include the meaning of the name in your research.

My name is Rev.Stephanie Peace and I am the owner of Merkin’s Moon. I have been a pagan/wiccan for over 18 years. I am also interested in many Earth based religions and cultures.

But not word definitions, apparently.

• 10:54 Awesome rainbow on the way to work this morning. This meant heavy rain, natch. I’m still shivering. #
• 10:54 I didn’t want to keep stopping to put on/take of my Gore Tex and I’d have overheated if I’d left it on. So now I’m cold. Bah. #
• 12:42 @mbftwit Because she’s an utter moron? It’s amazing how ppl forget that a car is a tonne of lethal machinery. #
• 15:29 @splinister RB’s SI Unit Theorem: "tonne" doesn’t get used colloquially so carries more "weight" because it’s precise… #
• 15:29 @splinister "Metre" sounds longer than "yard" for the same reason. #

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On Monday two fire crews used a chocolate-covered camera and a vacuum cleaner to try to locate missing Fudgie.

It’s extraordinary how something perfectly innocent can become utter filth simply by taking it out of context.

• 12:29 Looking at the weather forecast and wondering if I should take the car home today. HTFU, woman! #
• 16:24 This wind is absolutely crazy. If it keeps up like this it’ll be ripping up chunks of pavement and feeding them to pedestrians. #
• 18:41 @andygates Nah. Unles it’s an early sign of what to expect for DRIII! #

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• 19:43 No more standby for a couple of weeks. Rah! It’s amazing how draining it is, just being constantly alert for the phone ringing 24/7. #
• 23:13 Can it be time for my head to stop hurtin now pls? It has been more than two weeks. #

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• 21:58 @splinister Ouch. Hope it gets better soon. #
• 21:59 @andygates I can’t be turned. I have chili pizza. #

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Will someone PLEASE drag me away from MGK? If anyone says “snikt bub” to me in the next few hours I’m going to collapse from laughing.

And anyone else who still shudders at the word “mannick”.

Here’s someone else who didn’t like it very much