{"id":98,"date":"2008-12-25T00:12:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-25T00:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/?p=98"},"modified":"2008-12-25T00:12:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-25T00:12:00","slug":"tweets-for-today-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/2008\/12\/25\/tweets-for-today-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Tweets for Today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ravenfamily.org\/sam\/avatars\/searching.jpg\" alt=\"tweeted and twittered\" align=\"left\" \/><lj-cut text=\"I has a twitter!\"> <\/p>\n<ul class=\"loudtwitter\">\n<li><em>11:55<\/em> An emergency pollution incident? On Christmas Eve? Damn. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Ravenbait\/statuses\/1076134175\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li><em>13:00<\/em> Is now all wet from retrieving bottles of nasty from the river. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Ravenbait\/statuses\/1076199087\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li><em>13:13<\/em> Norad tracks Santa? WTF? <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/technology\/7792256.stm\">news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/technology\/7792256.stm<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Ravenbait\/statuses\/1076213541\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li><em>13:27<\/em> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/foolishhouse\">foolishhouse<\/a> Why is there a girl sleeping under your desk? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Ravenbait\/statuses\/1076229310\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li><em>13:27<\/em> By the way, FB folks, I am blocked from FB while at work, and some of us ARE STILL AT WORK. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Ravenbait\/statuses\/1076229780\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li><em>13:28<\/em> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/foolishhouse\">foolishhouse<\/a> Under the desk I get, but *sleeping*? Surely that means not paying attention. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Ravenbait\/statuses\/1076230437\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li><em>16:48<\/em> It wasn&#8217;t really a major incident. Except from the point of view of me getting wet. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Ravenbait\/statuses\/1076539605\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li><em>18:33<\/em> Heading out to parents very shortly. If you&#8217;ve got my mobile no., I&#8217;m txt\/callable. Probably not going to be virtually around otherwise. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Ravenbait\/statuses\/1076712317\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li><em>18:34<\/em> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/splinister\">splinister<\/a> \/sarcasm Nice! What a lovely surprise that must have been. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Ravenbait\/statuses\/1076713872\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li><em>18:34<\/em> Otherwise, peeps, have fun and remember it only happens once a year. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Ravenbait\/statuses\/1076715226\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li><em>18:46<\/em> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/splinister\">splinister<\/a> I&#8217;ll do that. Bro had better turn up or he won&#8217;t get his presents! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Ravenbait\/statuses\/1076733264\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li><em>18:47<\/em> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/splinister\">splinister<\/a> Got that to look forward to tomorrow. Mince pies in batches&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Ravenbait\/statuses\/1076735818\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><\/lj-cut>Automatically shipped by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.loudtwitter.com\">LoudTwitter<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>11:55 An emergency pollution incident? On Christmas Eve? Damn. # 13:00 Is now all wet from retrieving bottles of nasty from the river. # 13:13 Norad tracks Santa? 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