{"id":86,"date":"2009-01-25T18:16:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-25T18:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/?p=86"},"modified":"2009-01-25T18:16:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-25T18:16:00","slug":"no-i-dont-speak-pineapple-either","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/2009\/01\/25\/no-i-dont-speak-pineapple-either\/","title":{"rendered":"No, I don&#8217;t speak Pineapple either."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ravenfamily.org\/sam\/avatars\/chicken.jpg\" title=\"BRING ON THE TRUMPETS\" hspace=\"3\" align=\"left\" \/>These ads are just awsome. I can&#8217;t get enough of them.<\/p>\n<p>Plus they make me want to buy sweets. NOM.<\/p>\n<p><lj-cut text=\"I've cut this for LJ\"><br \/>\n<\/lj-cut><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">[youtube=http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=fko71hzo2pg]\n<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">[youtube=http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=i80LecgQt9w]\n<\/p>\n<p>Find the rest of their videos <a href=\"http:\/\/uk.youtube.com\/user\/natconfectioneryco\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These ads are just awsome. I can&#8217;t get enough of them. Plus they make me want to buy sweets. NOM. [youtube=http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=fko71hzo2pg] [youtube=http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=i80LecgQt9w] Find the rest of their videos here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellany"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>No, I don&#039;t speak Pineapple either. ~ Singularity<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/2009\/01\/25\/no-i-dont-speak-pineapple-either\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"No, I don&#039;t speak Pineapple either. ~ Singularity\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"These ads are just awsome. 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