Hundreds of proofs of God’s existence<\/a>, which is entirely splort-worthy:<\/p>\nCALVINIST ARGUMENT, a.k.a. TERTULLIAN’S ARGUMENT
\n(1) If God exists, then he will let me watch you be tortured forever.
\n(2) I rather like that idea.
\n(3) Therefore, God exists.\n<\/p>\n
I had no idea that God catered to sadistic voyeurs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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