{"id":74,"date":"2009-02-09T13:58:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-09T13:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/?p=74"},"modified":"2009-02-09T13:58:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-09T13:58:00","slug":"wasnt-that-a-semi-decent-film-with-a-shit-sequel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/2009\/02\/09\/wasnt-that-a-semi-decent-film-with-a-shit-sequel\/","title":{"rendered":"Wasn’t that a semi-decent film with a shit sequel?"},"content":{"rendered":"

My profound thanks to mbftwit<\/a> for attempting to cheer me up with this particular piece of lunacy<\/a>.<\/p>\n

It has been a long while since I spent any time boggling my brain cells with the crazier side of teh intarwebs, mainly because life’s too short to spend motorboating over the egregious fallacies and plain idiocy that underpin the majority of the contenders. They’re simply not special<\/i> enough for the entertainment value to be worth the concomitant urge to find a bottle of bleeprin<\/a> (presumably homoepathic potencies would have the greatest effect).<\/p>\n

But this one is special<\/i>. Let me demonstrate.<\/p>\n

Without Financial Support, I May Shut Down.<\/p>\n

CATASTROPIC WARNING –
\nObama must resign to save his people from his catastrophe. SUN power will not allow any Black Skin power to rule over its Light Domain.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Have you got that? Sure? Keep going.<\/p>\n

Hell cometh to the dumb, ignorant, educated stupid “Worshippers of ONE”, for Creation is of OPPOSITES.
\nBorn Cubed I defy God of ONE, for I have a Yes and No mentality necessary for cubed intelligence – no Clyclopic educator can allow. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

If I am reading this correctly, and dear gods help me if I am because it’s already too late for me, our Cloud Cuckoo Lander here, bless his little cotton socks, seems to think that the bipolar paradigm contains some sort of power function whereby 23<\/sup>=8 and there are 8 corners on a cube and…<\/p>\n

Oh never mind.<\/p>\n

Not sure what “clyclopic” means… Here we go. It’s a case of random spelling made clear further down. Not content with racial abuse he’s casting aspersions about the monocular. Well. I suppose that’s me told.<\/p>\n

My handy Chambers says that “cly” means “to steal”. “Clyfaker” means pickpocket.<\/p>\n

There’s also “clyster”, which is “a liquid injected into the rectum”. That sounds about right.<\/p>\n

I wouldn’t read any further than that. It’s David Icke meets BNP levels of pseudo-newage racial bile and histrionics.<\/p>\n

Humans are evil bastards to claim that a god is all-powerful when it is impossible for a male queer god to give birth to a baby or breast-feed it – a power that only a Mother posseses. Humans are Evil bastards to claim that a god is all knowing – when the queer bastard is too stupid to comprehend that 4 simultaneous corner 24 hour days and 4 Earth rotations occur within a single 24 hour rotation of CubedEarth. It is impossible for an academic deified Queer ONE god to give birth to, or breast-feed a Baby.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Homophobic, too. And in need of a bit of a lie down.<\/p>\n

This post was brought to you today by the insane ramblings of “Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic and King of Genius.”<\/p>\n

Edited to add:<\/strong> I should really stop looking, but this made me splort:<\/p>\n

You are stupid and evil about the Earth’s top and bottom, front and
\nback and it’s 2 sides. Most everything created has these Cube like values.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

See, I had soft-boiled eggs and soldiers for breakfast. Cuboid eggs would make for unhappy hens.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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