{"id":148,"date":"2008-11-08T19:38:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-08T19:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/?p=148"},"modified":"2008-11-08T19:38:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-08T19:38:00","slug":"why-does-this-always-happen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/2008\/11\/08\/why-does-this-always-happen\/","title":{"rendered":"Why does this always happen?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ravenfamily.org\/sam\/avatars\/evilcat.gif\" title=\"Thing is, even Ernest Blofeld or Dr Evil would have trouble plotting and carrying through their plans for world domination if they had access to LJ, icanhascheezburger and YouTube. Srsly.\" hspace=\"3\" \/>Things I was supposed to do today, in order:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Tidy flat.\n<\/li>\n<li>Go to gym.\n<\/li>\n<li>Go to pool.\n<\/li>\n<li>Have shower.\n<\/li>\n<li>Get shopping done for dinner.\n<\/li>\n<li>Put petrol in car.\n<\/li>\n<li>Type up all of the material completed so far for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nanowrimo.org\/eng\/user\/408259\">NaNoWriMo<\/a>.\n<\/li>\n<li>Have dinner.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>What I have <u>actually<\/u> done today, in order:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Wasted time on teh intarnets.\n<\/li>\n<li>Read half of this month&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.forteantimes.com\">FT<\/a>.\n<\/li>\n<li>Gone to pool.\n<\/li>\n<li>Wasted time on teh intarnets.\n<\/li>\n<li>Gone to shop and bought dinner.\n<\/li>\n<li>Wasted time on teh intarnets.\n<\/li>\n<li>Tidied flat (swept the floor and everything!)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And lo! Here I am on teh intarnets again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things I was supposed to do today, in order: Tidy flat. Go to gym. Go to pool. Have shower. Get shopping done for dinner. Put petrol in car. Type up all of the material completed so far for NaNoWriMo. Have dinner. What I have actually done today, in order: Wasted time on teh intarnets. 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