{"id":108,"date":"2008-12-17T00:05:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-17T00:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/?p=108"},"modified":"2008-12-17T00:05:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-17T00:05:00","slug":"tweets-for-today-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/2008\/12\/17\/tweets-for-today-12\/","title":{"rendered":"Tweets for Today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ravenfamily.org\/sam\/avatars\/searching.jpg\" alt=\"tweeted and twittered\" align=\"left\" \/><lj-cut text=\"I has a twitter!\"> <\/p>\n<ul class=\"loudtwitter\">\n<li><em>12:17<\/em> Trying to work up gumption to go running. It&#8217;s raining. I did 1500m in the pool last night (31 mins). Got dr this afternoon. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Ravenbait\/statuses\/1060478037\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li><em>12:19<\/em> Could just leave it and go to gym this evening. Utterly knackered, though. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Ravenbait\/statuses\/1060479461\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li><em>12:21<\/em> So THIS is why Frood can eat so much mashed potato and never put on weight! <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/health\/7785118.stm\">news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/health\/7785118.stm<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Ravenbait\/statuses\/1060482546\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li><em>17:04<\/em> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/splinister\">splinister<\/a> Well, if we *happen* to be in the same place we should see it together so you can laugh at me squeeing over it. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Ravenbait\/statuses\/1060961947\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li><em>17:04<\/em> That wasn&#8217;t a euphemism. But gods, he&#8217;s hot. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Ravenbait\/statuses\/1060962432\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li><em>17:12<\/em> Just back from the doctor&#8217;s appt and feeling depressed. It was as pointless and demoralising as they usually are. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Ravenbait\/statuses\/1060976717\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li><em>17:12<\/em> I should remember: ONLY EVER GO SEE A DOCTOR IF YOU&#8217;VE CHOPPED YOUR LEG OFF. They can&#8217;t argue with symptoms like that. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Ravenbait\/statuses\/1060977966\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li><em>17:13<\/em> I&#8217;M SORRY I CHOPPED MY LEG OFF AND I&#8217;M NOT CARRYING A MAP AND COMPASS AND I LET THE DOG ON THE SOFA. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Ravenbait\/statuses\/1060979127\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li><em>17:15<\/em> Pleeeeeeeeeease forgive me! I won&#8217;t do it again! And I won&#8217;t try climbing Ben Nevis in stilettos and a mini skirt, either! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Ravenbait\/statuses\/1060982198\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li><em>17:40<\/em> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/splinister\">splinister<\/a> Worst bit is you don&#8217;t feel reassured, even if it *is* nothing to worry about. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Ravenbait\/statuses\/1061030343\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li><em>17:40<\/em> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/splinister\">splinister<\/a> He didn&#8217;t look at me closely enough to rule out anything and managed to make me feel I was making an unnecessary fuss. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Ravenbait\/statuses\/1061031553\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li><em>17:56<\/em> Calming down with a weekday splishy splasy (naughty!) before making Thai Green Tofu curry. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Ravenbait\/statuses\/1061061777\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li><em>17:56<\/em> Went for my lunchtime run, after all. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Ravenbait\/statuses\/1061062350\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li><em>17:57<\/em> Buggery arse typoes. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Ravenbait\/statuses\/1061062954\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><\/lj-cut>Automatically shipped by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.loudtwitter.com\">LoudTwitter<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>12:17 Trying to work up gumption to go running. 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