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\"Yummy\"I was banned from bringing doughnuts into work, recently, because Scrope’s a diabetic and has no willpower. He’s supposed to be on a diet but can’t stop himself and his wife complained to my boss.<\/p>\n

Scrope’s off sick today. He’s poorly unwell. Poor Scrope. Hope he gets better soon.<\/p>\n

But we got doughnuts! Sticky jam ones! Yay!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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