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\"TimeI was reading the comments on the BBC site about Dark and Lonely Water<\/i> (see below) and came across this entry:<\/p>\n

I remember when I was a child seeing a public information poster in the street. It proclaimed in large scary letters – ‘DIRTY WINSCREENS CAN BLIND!’ Several days later my mother complained that I was squinting and walking into things. I told her I didn’t want to go blind by looking at the cars. Having it explained was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I had a similar experience with one of the duck jokes:<\/p>\n

How do you get down from an elephant?<\/p>\n

You don’t. You get down from a duck<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

It took me about 15 years to get that joke, during which time I assumed it was one of those Da-Da-esque surrealist jokes like: “What’s the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.”<\/p>\n

Even now hearing that joke is a bit like looking at that optical illusion that can be seen as either a pair of faces in profile or a vase. I have this near-quantum superposition of interpretations, one of which involves a duck landing on the back of an elephant to give the passenger a lift to the ground; the other, of course, being the plucking of the duck to provide feathers for a duvet.<\/p>\n

My brain, despite now understanding the joke, prefers the former option. That’s so sad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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