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\"IFrom Fully Ramblomatic<\/a> (If Bruce Campbell were a website he’d be this one<\/i>), poetry based on the combat moves from Prince of Persia<\/i>, for instance:<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

‘Harassing Cyclone’<\/strong>
\n(triangle, square, square, triangle, triangle)<\/p>\n

His hands are upon me
\nTeasing
\nHe rapes me with words
\nHow I loathe him
\nHis sickly triumphant smile
\nAs his fingers once again
\nReach for my breasts<\/p>\n

‘You shouldn’t dress like that
\nif you don’t want it,’
\nHe says with oily hateful words
\nThe others turn a blind eye
\nEven Captain Magnificent
\nWhat was I thinking
\nWhen I joined this superhero team<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I think you’ll find that was part of the plot from Alan Moore’s Watchmen<\/i>.<\/p>\n

‘Angel Drop’<\/strong>
\n(square during vertical wallrun)<\/p>\n

The cake
\nis vanilla<\/p>\n

I asked
\nfor chocolate<\/p>\n

The tears
\nThey will not
\nstop<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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