{"id":539,"date":"2006-07-14T09:52:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-14T09:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/?p=539"},"modified":"2006-07-14T09:52:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-14T09:52:00","slug":"meeeeeeeh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/2006\/07\/14\/meeeeeeeh\/","title":{"rendered":"Meeeeeeeh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ravenfamily.org\/sam\/avatars\/tankmod.jpg\" alt=\"It sounds so desperately plausible\" hspace=\"3\" \/>Snaffled from <a href=\"http:\/\/ythrykythyr.livejournal.com\">Ythy<\/a>:<\/p>\n<form action=\"http:\/\/memegen.net\/viewmeme.pl?meme=1075042818\" method=\"POST\">\n<table style=\"font-family : Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; border: 1px solid black;\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" align=\"center\">\n<tr>\n<th colspan=\"2\" style=\"background-color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color:#DDDD88\">Your QI Career by 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