{"id":534,"date":"2006-07-20T16:50:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-20T16:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/?p=534"},"modified":"2006-07-20T16:50:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-20T16:50:00","slug":"i-cant-decide-whos-worse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/2006\/07\/20\/i-cant-decide-whos-worse\/","title":{"rendered":"I can&#8217;t decide who&#8217;s worse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ravenfamily.org\/sam\/avatars\/tankmod.jpg\" alt=\"Oh Katie. You and me need to have a serious talk.\" hspace=\"3\" align=\"left\" \/>The pocket pokemon from the Psion Guild or Katie for <a href=\"http:\/\/askacrow.blogspot.com\/\">encouraging them<\/a>. You know, in some countries tormenting morons like that is considered illegal, young madam. And you thought our pineal worm was cruel!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The pocket pokemon from the Psion Guild or Katie for encouraging them. 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