{"id":505,"date":"2006-09-02T22:37:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-02T22:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/?p=505"},"modified":"2006-09-02T22:37:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-02T22:37:00","slug":"gibbering-gods","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/2006\/09\/02\/gibbering-gods\/","title":{"rendered":"Gibbering gods"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ravenfamily.org\/sam\/avatars\/aeonflux3.jpg\" alt=\"Fuck me\" hspace=\"3\" align=\"left\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.crystalpro.com\/worst\/index.html\">The worst album covers in the world<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>People actually made records with those on the front.<\/p>\n<p>Why?<\/p>\n<p>For the love of the sweet baby Jesus WHY?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.crystalpro.com\/worst\/cover4.html\">This one<\/a> is particularly creepy. Don&#8217;t look at it, <a href=\"http:\/\/askacrow.blogspot.com\/\">Katie<\/a>. DON&#8217;T LOOK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON&#8217;T LOOK.<\/p>\n<p>The chicken will not save you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The worst album covers in the world. People actually made records with those on the front. Why? For the love of the sweet baby Jesus WHY? This one is particularly creepy. Don&#8217;t look at it, Katie. DON&#8217;T LOOK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON&#8217;T LOOK. 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