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\"NewA quick run-down of the shit-hot PVC clothing I bought last week.<\/p>\n

Firstly, there’s this<\/a>. It turned up in a plastic package not much bigger than a couple of standard letter-sized envelopes and when I told my Mum it was a dress there followed a bizarre conversation in which I tried to explain what it’s like.<\/p>\n

“It’s black PVC.”
\n“How short is it?”
\n“Oh. Shockingly short.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I was surprised to find that even the 8-10 is a little big around the hips, and the girl in the picture has<\/i> to have enhanced bosoms. Either by way of surgery or photoshop. She has to. It took Frood<\/a>‘s help to get it on and we’ll have to play around with the lacing to get it to sit right. Still, with kick-ass boots and an attitude it should be just peachy.<\/p>\n

Don’t think I’ll be wearing it to the Rotary Club<\/a> family night, though…<\/p>\n

I’m also awaiting the arrival of this<\/a> and this<\/a>. I suspect I won’t<\/i> be wearing the collar that comes with the first item, somehow.<\/p>\n

If I put out a good performance in the triathlon I might just treat myself to a long-coveted black latex catsuit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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