{"id":394,"date":"2007-04-05T23:27:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-05T23:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/?p=394"},"modified":"2007-04-05T23:27:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-05T23:27:00","slug":"but-ive-only-got-two-legs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/2007\/04\/05\/but-ive-only-got-two-legs\/","title":{"rendered":"But I’ve only got two legs!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"It'sI recently rediscovered the track Walk Like A Panther<\/a> – the All Seeing I<\/a> version. Ended up buying the album, Pickled Eggs and Sherbet<\/i>. The album’s pretty good.<\/p>\n

I just like this song. The Tony Christie version is the best.<\/p>\n

Marie has set up home
\nWith a woman half my age
\nA half-wit in a leotard
\nStands on my stage<\/p>\n

The standards have fallen
\nMy value has dropped
\nBut don’t shed a tear
\nSome walk like they own the place
\nWhilst others creep in fear<\/p>\n

So try if you can
\nTo walk like a man
\nBut if you don’t come near…
\nYou’ve got to fly like an eagle
\nProwl like a lion in Africa
\nLeap like a salmon home from the sea
\nTo keep up with me
\nYou’ve got to walk like a panther tonight<\/p>\n

The old home town just looks the same
\nLike a derelict man who has died out of shame
\nLike a jumble sale left out in the rain
\nIt’s not good
\nIt’s not right<\/p>\n

The standards have fallen
\nMy value has dropped
\nBut don’t shed a tear
\nSome walk like they own the place
\nWhilst others creep in fear<\/p>\n

Try if you can
\nTo walk like a man
\nBut if you don’t come near
\nYou’ve got to fly like an eagle
\nProwl like a lion in Africa
\nLeap like a salmon home from the sea
\nTo keep up with me
\nYou’ve got to walk like a panther tonight<\/p>\n

Where did you leave your self respect
\nYou like look like a reptile
\nYour house is a wreck
\nYour existence an insult
\nAnd stains that are suspect
\nCover your clothes<\/p>\n

The standards have fallen
\nMy value has dropped
\nBut don’t shed a tear
\nSome walk like they own the place
\nWhilst others creep in fear<\/p>\n

Try if you can
\nTo walk like a man
\nBut if you don’t come near
\nYou’ve got to fly like an eagle
\nProwl like a lion in Africa
\nLeap like a salmon home from the sea
\nTo keep up with me
\nYou’ve got to walk like a panther tonight
\nWalk like a panther tonight
\nTo keep up with me you’ve got to walk like a panther…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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