{"id":348,"date":"2007-08-11T22:47:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-11T22:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/?p=348"},"modified":"2007-08-11T22:47:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-11T22:47:00","slug":"dude-come-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/2007\/08\/11\/dude-come-on\/","title":{"rendered":"Dude, come on!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ravenfamily.org\/sam\/avatars\/morris_ani.gif\" alt=\"That's just taking things too far.\" hspace=\"3\" align=\"left\" \/>Bought these socks in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.run4it.com\">Run4it<\/a> today. Just so I could bring them home and take a picture to share with the world. Check that first bullet point.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Engineered to help athletes go faster by reducing aerodynamic drag on the ankle<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yeah, cos that aerodynamic drag on my ankle is adding whole <i>nanoseconds<\/i> to my run time. I&#8217;m sure that I&#8217;ll really feel the benefit of that special aerodynamic engineering in my next race.<\/p>\n<p>I laughed so much I nearly peed.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/ravenbait\/1085553117\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1403\/1085553117_f987ad8329.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"463\" alt=\"You've got to be kidding\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bought these socks in Run4it today. Just so I could bring them home and take a picture to share with the world. Check that first bullet point. Engineered to help athletes go faster by reducing aerodynamic drag on the ankle Yeah, cos that aerodynamic drag on my ankle is adding whole nanoseconds to my run [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellany"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Dude, come on! ~ Singularity<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/2007\/08\/11\/dude-come-on\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Dude, come on! ~ Singularity\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Bought these socks in Run4it today. 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