{"id":322,"date":"2007-11-26T14:29:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-26T14:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/?p=322"},"modified":"2007-11-26T14:29:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T14:29:00","slug":"its-my-birthday-and-ill-be-cranky-if-i-want-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/2007\/11\/26\/its-my-birthday-and-ill-be-cranky-if-i-want-to\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s my birthday, and I&#8217;ll be cranky if I want to"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ravenfamily.org\/sam\/avatars\/40watt.gif\" alt=\"Pass me a bucket.\" hspace=\"3\" align=\"left\" \/> A birthday message:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Sam,<\/p>\n<p>Wishing you a Wonderful Birthday!<\/p>\n<p>From your friends at Care2.com.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>~ Denis Waitley ~<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>A smile is the WHAT?<\/p>\n<p>Blech! Do I <u>look<\/u> like I have a caring sharing, person inside? When did I eat him? Because I&#8217;m sure we had steak for tea last night and when I last asked <a href=\"http:\/\/ravenfamily.org\/frood\">Frood<\/a> what I was full of he said I was full of soup.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A birthday message: Sam, Wishing you a Wonderful Birthday! From your friends at Care2.com. &#8220;A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside.&#8221; ~ Denis Waitley ~ A smile is the WHAT? Blech! Do I look like I have a caring sharing, person inside? 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