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\"Tasty\"Thanks to Munky<\/a> for pointing me in the vague direction of this<\/a>.<\/p>\n

It’s only 32 seconds. And I expect it’s doing the rounds. But the look on that polar bear’s face when the little girl wearing a hat in the shape of a seal peeks round the pillar at him is worth the price of entry.<\/p>\n

We’ve got a stuffed seal who looks like that. He’s called Stick The Kettle On. He’s a lot smaller and is missing a flipper cos one of our hamsters et it. Hamster’s dead now. Not as a result of that, I might add. Considering that hamsters aren’t the natural predators of seals, those stuffed seals must look pretty tasty. Polar bears do eat seals, however. He probably thought someone had brought him lunch to give him a break from the mindless routine of incarceration.<\/p>\n

That’s a bigger bear than we’ve managed to roll up in the Katamari cowbear challenge. Even so, I think the little girl’s reaction is a tad over the top. There’s plate glass in the way, you silly moo! Must have been for telly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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