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\"ThingsWhy is it that I always forget that when the weather turns cold enough to put frost on the cars, it means my eye is going to freeze in my face?<\/p>\n

It happens every year<\/i> and yet it always takes me by surprise.<\/p>\n

Why is that guy looking at me funny? Oh, yeah. It’s cold. Now I remember. My eye has frozen in my face again.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Why is it that I always forget that when the weather turns cold enough to put frost on the cars, it means my eye is going to freeze in my face? It happens every year and yet it always takes me by surprise. Why is that guy looking at me funny? Oh, yeah. It’s cold. 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