Robert Rankin<\/a>), an incredibly bright green thing is darting around. I can’t judge how far away it is or how big it is. One moment it seems to be on the ground and quite big, the next it seems to be on the outside of our window and really quite small.<\/p>\n“It’s chasing da bunnies!” I exclaim, as one of our resident lapine population takes fright.<\/p>\n
“It’s a laser pointer,” Frood tells me. “Someone is chasing da bunnies with a laser pointer.”<\/p>\n
I’m instantly a tad concerned that the laser could blind one of the rabbits and contemplate knocking on the doors above us to find out who’s doing it and get him to stop. The green light vanishes.<\/p>\n
Fortean mystery to potential animal abuse in one easy step.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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