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SYB<\/a> does it again.<\/p>\n

Why was this \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcbuilt\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 underground? Simple, it does not exist. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a big con.<\/p>\n

It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the same reason India\/Pakistan allegedly conducted nuclear explosions underground simply because they never happened in the first place. Why? Because nuclear bombs don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t exist and they never have existed. FACT!<\/p>\n

Hollywood and the people behind Hollywood (the rich elite race) came up with the propoganda to fool the \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcSheople\u00e2\u20ac\u2122. They\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll keep taking your money though to fund their lavish lifestyles.
\nPhilip Coalman<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Believe it or not, that’s not one of the comments from the sniggering readers. That’s one of the stupendously class (as in Kadaicha<\/a>) Have Your Say posts regarding the LHC.<\/p>\n

The SYB comments, as always, are hilarious; and if any of you out there were<\/u> worried about what might happen when the LHC was switched on, not to worry, Outragedofbelmarsh has it all in hand:<\/p>\n

I posted a box of crowbars to the scientists at CERN before the LHC was switched on\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.just in case.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

SYB does it again. Why was this \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcbuilt\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 underground? Simple, it does not exist. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a big con. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the same reason India\/Pakistan allegedly conducted nuclear explosions underground simply because they never happened in the first place. Why? Because nuclear bombs don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t exist and they never have existed. FACT! 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