{"id":2009,"date":"2010-11-10T19:42:21","date_gmt":"2010-11-10T18:42:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/?p=2009"},"modified":"2010-11-10T19:43:22","modified_gmt":"2010-11-10T18:43:22","slug":"zomg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/2010\/11\/10\/zomg\/","title":{"rendered":"ZOMG!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"avatar\" src=\"http:\/\/ravenfamily.org\/sam\/avatars\/rabbid.jpg\" alt=\"avatar\" title=\"BWAAAAAAACYCLE\">Two of my favourite things in the whole wide world.<\/p>\n<p>Rabbids.<\/p>\n<p>Bicycles.<\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;ve pre-ordered so it will ARRIVE ON MY BIRTHDAY!<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"560\" height=\"340\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/btwwq-pD7Z4?fs=1&amp;hl=en_GB&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/btwwq-pD7Z4?fs=1&amp;hl=en_GB&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"560\" height=\"340\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>JELLY. CAEK. RABBIDS. BICYCLES. SACKPEEPLES.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t think of anything to make a birthday girl happier, unless it&#8217;s Stitch-related.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/ravenbait\/5164841544\/\" title=\"Stitch of Death by Ravenbait, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1229\/5164841544_0e3305b474_m.jpg\" width=\"240\" height=\"180\" alt=\"Stitch of Death\" border=0 \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two of my favourite things in the whole wide world. Rabbids. Bicycles. And I&#8217;ve pre-ordered so it will ARRIVE ON MY BIRTHDAY! JELLY. CAEK. RABBIDS. BICYCLES. SACKPEEPLES. 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