{"id":1994,"date":"2010-08-05T21:32:43","date_gmt":"2010-08-05T20:32:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/?p=1994"},"modified":"2010-08-06T00:32:49","modified_gmt":"2010-08-05T23:32:49","slug":"butthurt-is-as-butthurt-does","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/2010\/08\/05\/butthurt-is-as-butthurt-does\/","title":{"rendered":"Butthurt is as butthurt does"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"avatar\" src=\"http:\/\/ravenfamily.org\/sam\/avatars\/rabbid.jpg\" alt=\"avatar\" title=\"Bwaaaah!\">I feel it would be an opportune time to clear up some confusion evidently being experienced by a significant portion of road users. With my foot injury restricting me to cycle commuting for the past couple of months, I&#8217;ve had ample opportunity to observe the unfortunate fact that not a lot has changed since the last time I made these comments. There are a few more cyclists running red lights in a manner I consider to be reckless and inconsiderate, but that might be a result of the urban environment, as their numbers are <em>at least<\/em> matched by those of drivers doing the same.<\/p>\n<p>The thing is, it&#8217;s really not that hard.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Advanced Stop Lanes are for cyclists. That&#8217;s why they have a picture of a bike painted inside them. You can tell it&#8217;s a bicycle because it has two wheels and pedals. The red background is there to make them more visible. The solid white line around them is <em>not<\/em> there to give a clear outline for the man with the red paint to colour in: it is equivalent to any other solid white line at a traffic light. In other words, drivers are not permitted to cross while the light is red. This applies whether you are on a motorbike or in a car, bus or taxi. It also applies even if you are driving a shiny red BMW.<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li><div id=\"attachment_1995\" style=\"width: 250px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/ravenbait\/2620247813\/\" title=\"Nice work, hotshot by Ravenbait, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1995\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3212\/2620247813_24e589e499_m.jpg\" width=\"240\" height=\"180\" alt=\"Nice work, hotshot\" title=\"Or a shiny silver anything\"><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1995\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Shiny silver isn't exempt either, funnily enough<\/p><\/div>The presence of a garish criss-cross pattern of yellow on the road indicates what is technically known as a <em>box junction<\/em>. These are not difficult to use. All that is required is that you do not enter unless your exit is clear. This doesn&#8217;t mean sitting inside one because the car in front is half in and half out so it must be okay then. This applies even if you&#8217;re in a shiny black BMW.<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>A speed limit is the upper boundary of the permitted speed at which you are allowed to drive your car on the section of road to which that speed limit applies. The speed limit applies at all times of day and night and doesn&#8217;t have qualifying exceptions for vehicle type such as &#8220;unless you are in a white van, silver Saab, an Alfa Romeo or a BMW.&#8221; There is also no exception that says &#8220;the limit does not apply if you are overtaking a cyclist who is travelling at or more than the speed limit.&#8221; Nor does it cease to apply if you are late for work\/picking up the kids\/getting home in time for your favourite TV show. The only time the speed limit does not apply is if you are on a bicycle. If you want to travel faster than the speed limit, ride a bike. If you have good reason for exceeding the speed limit in your car, such as you are racing home because your children are being menaced by an angry lion, whilst on fire, you should probably have asked the police to attend on your behalf.<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>You would not overtake a car that was signalling right 5m before the junction and was in the process of pulling out: don&#8217;t overtake a cyclist doing the same thing. We&#8217;re not pigeons. We&#8217;re not street furniture. We&#8217;re not mere obstacles to be dodged at the last possible instant with the minimum amount of clearance. There&#8217;s a person on that bike, with a family and a life and an adrenaline gland that gets far more use than it really should because a significant portion of drivers out there can&#8217;t see past the edges of their own peer group. Don&#8217;t be one of those myopic elbow-polishers. It&#8217;s not big and it&#8217;s not clever and it&#8217;s not going to get you where you&#8217;re going any faster.<br \/>\nEvery time you overtake another vehicle you are increasing the risk for both of you. When it&#8217;s a bike the rider is not protected by three quarters of a metric tonne of steel and plastic and you don&#8217;t get to make that sort of risk alteration without due consideration. Squeezing past anywhere is A Very Bad Thing: doing it while the cyclist is attempting to turn right is an indication that you are a turd who deserves to have unpleasant things happen to your procreation equipment.<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>I do understand that some of you drivers out there have a queue fetish. I mean, it&#8217;s obvious. You can always tell: they&#8217;re the ones who go racing past at high revs when there&#8217;s a traffic jam about 50m ahead, where they&#8217;ll sit, marinating in their own impatient juices while the cyclist they&#8217;ve just cut up merrily cruises to the front of the line. Because you can do that on a bike. Bikes rock and they so rule.<br \/>\nStill. Each to his own. Rule 34 and all that. If you get a kick out of being frustrated in a jam then that&#8217;s what floats your boat. I suppose it might be a form of masochism, like being tied up by a person you really fancy and teased for three hours before being sent home without so much as a lick. Just, if you&#8217;re going to jump in front so you can spend that bit of extra time in the jam, please try to be considerate about it and give the cyclist you&#8217;re overtaking plenty of room.<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>Cyclists are allowed to filter through traffic and they are allowed on the road. If this bothers you, please fill out the following butthurt report form and submit it by folding it into a paper aeroplane and throwing it from your nearest tall building. Santa Claus will intercept it and make sure it is delivered to the appropriate authority: i.e. your mum.<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1995-2\" style=\"width: 223px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/butthurt.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1995-2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/butthurt-213x300.jpg\" alt=\"Inspired by http:\/\/spubba.com\/extras\/butthurt.pdf\" title=\"Butthurt Report Form\" width=\"213\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1995\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/butthurt-213x300.jpg 213w, http:\/\/www.ravenfamily.org\/sam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/butthurt.jpg 645w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 213px) 100vw, 213px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1995-2\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Inspired by http:\/\/spubba.com\/extras\/butthurt.pdf<\/p><\/div>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I feel it would be an opportune time to clear up some confusion evidently being experienced by a significant portion of road users. 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