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Vellkom my chilldren of delite. Vot sweet kow vomit ve make, and as me old Mam always sed "if u sneeze and someone say bless you an' you say thankyou, Then you have killed a fairy!" I always sed "Kewel!" Well everybody needs a way of keeping score... Here's mine...
Monday, June 17, 2002
Two down in an assertive cycling meeting. And neither of them hit by a bike. Heh.these kills recorded by Andy Gates at 15:09Kills: 2
Running total: 1582
Thursday, June 06, 2002
Kills: 5
Ze secret weapon catches four in ze last two days, and one strayfire casualty (bet you didn't see zat coming!).
these kills recorded by Andy Gates at 13:36
Running total: 1580
Friday, May 31, 2002
Kills: 1
It is hayfever season. Why don't fairies do something about all that pollen then, eh? Poor planning, if you ask me. The blighters are asking for it.
these kills recorded by Andy Gates at 10:16
Misfires: 24
Running total: 1575
Tuesday, April 30, 2002
Kills: 5
There were four to Frood last night, and I just took out another one in a sly attack at work, in a different part of the office from my usual position. Ha! They weren't expecting that.
these kills recorded by Sam at 14:34
Running total: 1574
Friday, April 26, 2002
Kills:1 + 102
And another one goes down in public. The secret assassination squad are still working partially undercover, taking out whole swathes of the little buggers in carefully planned ops lasting weeks at a time. Todays public kill numbered only one, but since the last entry we may have even succeeded in decimating the local population, with deaths numbering around 100. Death squad scientists are even now running experiments on the breeding cycles - if you come across a fairy in a shop, in one of those glass jars, do check the inmate for a bar code behind the left ear. We had a break-in at the lab and some of our experimental subjects were stolen. These fairies are very valuable to our cause. If you find one, please contact us.
these kills recorded by Sam at 14:40
Running total: 1569
Monday, February 04, 2002
Kills: 1
Aha. The Hashishim strike again, Laurence! Große Käse got another one, and from the office, too! Ja! Eine kleine to the total to add, mmmmmm.
these kills recorded by Sam at 14:58
Running total: 1466
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
"1264,1265,1266... And finaly 1267. Stirling work Mousetrap! Big Cheese is very impressed indeed. Over a year on the other side, there will be a promotion to Major and no mistake." "Thank you Sir. It may have been a year for you but it was seven for me." "Gosh! Well anyway, grand work none the less. If that's all..." "My recipt Sir?" "Yes of course, we don't want to miss out due to incomplete paperwork now do we." "No Sir." "That was retorical Mousetrap." "Yes Sir." "Here is your recipt. Anything else?" "No Sir. Thank you Sir." "Dissmissed." Kills: 1267
After many moons working behind enemy lines on the other side of the veil Mousetrap a Captain in the SAS (Serious Atishoo Service) returns to triumph, acclaim and a fistfull of shiny new brag rags.
these kills recorded by frood at 17:38
Running Total: 1465