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Somewhere ther is a shop for each and everyone of us . A special shop just for us alone , or so it seem . In it is everything we could possibly want , unfortunately just like at three thirty two in the morning when you fancy garlic butter on toast ( which you dont have the ingreedients for ) and the shops are shut the special shop you will find shut too wen u are in need of succor of a spiritual/physical nature . In fact for most people the special shop is always shut . The sign on the door permanently turned to closed , they can peer in the window and see what they want but no matter when they turn up the little yoda like man who runs it has just popped out to tea or seen them coming and locked the door before hiding under the counter till they go away . A bit like god really innit . This is why many peeps are unhapy , not only can they not get wot they want but there is no hope of them gettin' what the need by mistake instead of wot they want . For followers of stairianism the shop is never truly shut because it has never truly been open , a stairian is equiped with the half brik of fortitude that allows them to gain access to their special shop and even better allows them to ransack and vanderlise the special shops of others .
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