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Lummie ! Me bum is rilly like a bag o' ferrets ! A total case of squitty politti, or was that some eighties band ? Anyway as I sed before welcome to the inside of me hed . I sometimes wonder if the inside is aktually the outside 'n' vice versa but mostly I wonder if there is a difference between the two at all . Well not mostly, there wouldnt be room for anyfing else in/out there/here if it were mostly filled up with that .And that can't be true, stands to reason cos I kno that the bounds of this place are infinate and even if wots left after mostly filling infinity is a bigger volume than what you 'ane filled up, it's amazin' how few things left lyeing about it takes to make infinity look cluttered . If I were you I'd prob'ly go away now and not cum back cos this is the flavour of the frog weilding kaliedoscopic gruntfuddock of a realm that is me burbles and it is kumquat and toe cheese . Gruntfuddock. What a loverley texture that word has? I aint shure if I perfer the word gruntfuddock or moist, on second thoughts it probably be moist as it have such a wunderfull variable set of textural possibilities . Oh yea ! Before I forget, just to inform U in case a brace of short planks, omniverous ungulate poo and you is insestually related . I cant, spell and as a being of oscillating equilibrium grammer is a yet to be discovered parallel universe . Propper punctuation is oft times considered an old wives tale and I am a ocassional sufferer of attacks of idiom, dontcherkno'? I 'ope it annoys you . I really do . 'Spesh wen I make it wurst on porpoise . You prob'ly consider me a bit of a tit and youd be right, but then agane Im only human (ish) .
Technically a burble are phychaotic tricyclic systems wiv furry dice an' everything . Like thoes furry dice and little smelly trees and them wossnames with the twiddly bits that go meep, the wossnames not the twiddly bits that is . Trust me you dont want wossnames that have meeping twiddly bits instead of meeping wossnames, thoes ones are defective . If you have wone send it back and demand a refund .
8:46:17 PM
Greetinz 'n' salutatations, welcome to the inside of me head. You will find that as with most peeples heds it is full of vast quantities of gack and crud, but among the vast faeces of thought there are to be found the plastic pearls of wisdom. Scoff ye not it's true, so if you can be arsed to come back here you may learn summint from time to time (unless you is a bleedin' spanner of a monkey) . If you aint arsed then welcome to the club (mines got a big spike through it !) and sod off . Go on avaunt. Get thee hence. Bog off back to thither never to come hither agane . Right for any of you buggers still here . . . You'll have to come back later coz I'm off for an 'uge dump.
8:15:18 PM